The key to eternal keyness is a bing! away
Opinion
Satire

The key to eternal keyness is a bing! away

I’ve downloaded a new personal development app. It will go bing! whenever I prioritise a key priority.

  • byBrian Pearns

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Dire in the Shire:the seat of PM's power goes a bridge too far
Opinion
Satire

Dire in the Shire:the seat of PM's power goes a bridge too far

Scott Morrison's seat of Cook has been adulterated with non-Shire voters from across the Captain Cook Bridge. Some of them drive second-hand cars.

  • byBrian Pearns
If Sydney's not interested in the Ramsay vision,there is another way
Opinion
Education

If Sydney's not interested in the Ramsay vision,there is another way

The Ramsay billions would be best employed setting up a completely new institution,the Shire University of Western Civilisation Excellence.

  • byBrian Pearns