Plot lines for a rebooted Brady Bunch could be fantastic. Alice might start identifying as non-binary.

The Brady Bunch is ripe for a reboot,and I’ve worked out new plot lines

The streaming service is resurrecting the long-deceased family frontier drama in what could be a new dawn for discarded TV shows of the 70s and 80s.

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The report found in each case,the majority of income was going towards housing.

Adult children still living at home? There are four possible outcomes

You thought your flatmate days were behind you,but more of us are living with our own grown-up kids. The things we do for love,and housing crises.

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Position,position,position … competing cabanas at Bondi Beach.

Hear,hear,Albo:Get these cabana sand-bagsers off our beaches

We might merely fantasise about giving them a sunscreen enema,but the prime minister was right to call out their bad manners.

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Michelle Cazzulino’s hire car on the tow truck near the entrance to the Mount Blanc Tunnel. She and her two younger children were taken down the mountain in the back of the car.

Don’t sneer at fellow Australian holiday bogans lest you become one

I had always been faintly sniffy about bogan Australian tourists in trouble abroad. You’ve seen them on the news,right?

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Naughty or nice? The Elf on the Shelf is reporting back nightly to Santa.

I’ve found my Christmas nemesis. It’s hate,actually

My raging,emphatic,unstinting hatred of the elf on our shelf is only getting worse.

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You know the types …

Go ahead,ban kids from social media,but please outlaw these grown-ups too

Curtail under-16s,by all means,but let’s not forget the adult Insta-imbeciles,LinkedIn humble braggarts,Twitter twits and the rest.

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 Anthony Albanese has purchased this property at Copacabana on the Central Coast

Albo can buy any beach house he likes,but it’s time to retire the council flat story

Some feedback from voter heartland:no one in his or her right mind thinks the PM retires to his cardboard lean-to and contemplates how to spend his last 10 bucks.

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The unofficial Crumbl Cookie pop-up at North Bondi.

Definitive proof that the cost-of-living crisis has been overcooked

I’d queue to pay for many things,but nothing so crumby as this.

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OK,Colesworth,here’s how to repay the $11,250,000 you swindled from me

Since I don’t have the staying power for the ACCC’s upcoming federal court battle with you,here’s what we’re going to do.

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Hey Elon,assassination is hilarious,right? #duck!

Perhaps it was overkill to use X to complain that “no one was even trying” to shoot Joe Biden or Kamala Harris.

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