Ask yourself the age-old philosophical question,suggests the Modern Guru:if a poop falls in an empty park and nobody is around to see it,did it really fall?
Try this classic problem-solving technique,writes our Modern Guru.
Go public,says our Modern Guru:in competitive birthday-wishing,you’re out to win,win,win.
Make the prospect of cracking open this precious bottle a little easier to swallow,says our Modern Guru.
Let’s not talk dirty,says our Modern Guru:in this case,the distance your friend has travelled is key.
Let’s cut to the chase,says our Modern Guru.
The short answer:it’s a win-win situation,writes our Modern Guru.
Let her scratch that travel itch,writes our Modern Guru.
Our Modern Guru on the correct disposal of slimy companions after a bushwalk.
To celebrate the milestone,we’ve gathered 10 of our favourite Katz columns from recent years - and spoken with the Guru himself (on video).
You’ve earned the right to dislike humanity for the rest of your life,writes our Modern Guru.