Cleavers are out,says our Modern Guru,so how about fish sauce and tabasco? Plastic owls?
Books are hard to write when you can’t focus long,explains Danny Katz.
Our Modern Guru suggests tactics of varying cruelty to enable a reader to enjoy his croissant before it goes cold.
Tie Me Kangaroo Down,Sport is a catchy song,says our Modern Guru,but check for an extra leg.
Cosmic justice has been served,says our Modern Guru.
Motorists ought to be watching the road,writes our Modern Guru. But if you want to be petty ...
That’s always going to happen,writes our Modern Guru,unless you get gastro.
Our Modern Guru has been inspired to write an erotic fiction novel about this scenario.
Once upon a time a footpath had rules and everyone knew them,writes our Modern Guru. Now it’s a lawless frontier of crashes and carnage.
Our Modern Guru hates the reek of burning smell sticks,but says the vibe is sacred.
Unless it’s a Steve Buscemi cat we’re all emailed out,writes our Modern Guru.