No one is writing stories designed to make people laugh any more. (Um,except me?)
Group fitness:the term is a combination of two of my least favourite things.
The art of talking about people when they’re not in the room deserves a positive rebrand.
I made my flower bed,I’ll lie in it.
In March 2009,I saw Taylor Swift perform to a few hundred cowboys and cowgirls in Marrickville.
The real new year doesn’t begin until the Australian Open ends. But it’s time to get back to real life.
Who put all this junk in my house? It couldn’t have been me.
The internet’s insatiable lust for ratings and reviews gets zero stars.
I didn’t want it to feel any different,but I feared it was going to.
Many celebrities have unlikely skills. Daniel Day-Lewis can handcraft you a shoe. Margot Robbie can give you a tattoo. But only one celebrity skill really matters.
I have been on Twitter for an embarrassingly long time. Its downfall is bad news for me – and people like me.