At a certain age,surgical procedures become the bread and butter of conversation.
Does capitalism have some sort of random price generating machine at its heart?
Genuine question:why do I always have to cook it for 10 to 20 per cent longer than it says?
How have I lived for the past 40 years without owning a pair of ugg boots?
My first word was thoroughly utilitarian. Not so the first words of my tiny grandson.
We know our weather’s not perfect. But through chattering teeth and subzero homes,we just pretend it is.
Fandom is often portrayed as ridiculous. I prefer to think that it’s a brave heart that can show so much love.
Carrying his beloved grandson fills Richard Glover’s knees and back with pain... and the rest of him with joy.
Leaf blowers,tea bags,the sale of scissors - they are all gone.
My high school syllabus was a bloodbath of sex and death in which students were slowly marinated for six long years.
Back in my day,you’d bring home some misshaped clay lump,optimistically label it “an ashtray”,and await the response.