Prime Minister Anthony Albanese and Minister for Indigenous Australians Linda Burney were unexpectedly joined by former NBA star Shaquille O’Neal.

Prime Minister Anthony Albanese and Minister for Indigenous Australians Linda Burney were unexpectedly joined by former NBA star Shaquille O’Neal.Credit:Flavio Brancaleone

And yet,it was perhaps not even the most absurd moment of Shaq’s Australian tour. That honour falls to a radio interview on Kiis FM with Kyle Sandilands andJackie-O,where the four-time NBA champion espoused his “theory” that the earth is flat.

“I’ve been living in a house on a lake for thirty years,not once did the lake rotate to the left or rotate to the right,” O’Neal said.

Further evidence included the fact that Shaq’s flight to Australia flew straight and didn’t tip over.

“You don’t have to pick sides,you just have to be open to suggestions of different things,” Sandilands said.

Other engagements included a stop-off at Macquarie Bank’s Sydney HQ for a trip around the trading floor and brief address. The event was facilitated by La Trobe financial chief executiveGreg O’Neill,who also chairs the Australian Basketball Players’ Association.

There was also an exclusive 100-person chat at Melbourne co-working space Creative Cubes,and a similarly exclusive address put together by star accountantBrett Kelly,both reported by CBD this month.

Regular punters,meanwhile,paid up to $650 for an audience with the big man. Those turned away at the door – and there were a few – could always settle for a $29.95 pay-per-view special on Kayo Sports.

High voltage

News Corp journalists haven’t been too fond of the electric car over the past few years. “First they came for coal-fired power,now the net-zeroists are coming for the family car,” declaredPeta Credlin,channelling German pastor Martin Niemöller onSky News last year. “Who’s got the guts to stand up to all of that?”Alan Jones,that’s who. “This is another hoax,another hoax,” he told her.

Vikki Campion,partner of ex-deputy prime ministerBarnaby Joyce,this week used her column in theDaily Tele to describe the federal government’s new electric vehicle subsidy as a “socialist tax on large families”.

Interesting,then,to cast one’s eye over the new board members at the Electric Vehicle Council. Who could that be sitting next toSam McLean from Tesla? My,it’sJohn Lehmann,managing director ofThe Australianand theDaily Telegraph. The council’s mission:“we aim to accelerate the electrification of road transport.” We’ll see if that includes “accelerating” News Corp’s EV coverage.

“Alternative fuel vehicles are the future of the family car and our association will help ensure our audiences are fully informed about this once-in-a century transformation in motoring so they can make an affordable transition at the time of their choosing,” Lehmann said in an emailed statement.

“Our news and opinion coverage will continue to reflect the healthy debate about motoring’s future.”

Ayres’ Payneful date

Yesterday’s reopening of the Sydney Football Stadium should’ve been a victory lap for former Sports Minister and NSW Liberal Deputy LeaderStuart Ayres. Then came the John Barilaro scandal,which saw Ayres quit the ministry just weeks out from the grand unveiling.

Not to be deterred,Ayres was spotted skulking into the event with his partner,Liberal Senator and former Foreign MinisterMarise Payne. Perhaps they’re bigGuy Sebastian fans.

Respectful scientific debate

One of Australia’s most controversial pandemic experts has had quite the month. First,the ANU’sProfessor Peter CollignontoldThe Australianthe “worst is over” for the pandemic,and the virus was likely to cause only low-grade illness from now on. That drew a stern rebuke from NSW Scientist of the Year Eddie Holmes – Australia’s leading expert in virus evolution who told us there was “no real scientific basis to say the worst is over,” Holmes said. “Every prediction I have made about the evolution of this virus has been wrong.”

Collignon wasn’t done drawing Holmes’s ire. He took to Twitter,which has,against all good advice,become the scientific discussion board of choice,this month to let his followers know that he personally remained unconvinced COVID-19 really had come from an animal at the Huanan market. “The Wuhan market in Dec was a super-spreading event,but I don’t see how that completely rules out the lab leak possibility,”he wrote. “We still just don’t know.”

CBD is sure that will be news to Holmes,who justpublisheda very long paper inScienceshowing the market was just about the least likely super-spreader site in all Wuhan. “It’s like going to Coles in Bendigo on a wet Wednesday afternoon,” he toldThe Age.

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